Yep, you've been Facebooked! Welcome to our silly Facebook rumour competition.
In homage to the plenty of silly status update rumours and fake Facebook groups, we’d like to hear your suggestions for funniest Facebook rumour – yes you can make them up. The funnier and more unbelievable – the better! We’ll run the competition for a few months, and pick the best at the end – who will get a special mention on our site! Sorry, not a great prize, but still….
Good luck!
| J Dennis Says: |
| WARNING: Do not join the group `Blahdie Blah Blah Bloh` – if you join this group then special Facebook hackers will give you herpes. |
| 02/01/10 |
| Emily Says: |
| Warning: this status update will make you look like a retard to all of your friends and family. To avoid looking like a retard, copy and paste this message to all of your friends and family :P |
| 02/02/10 |
| FrazzleRock Says: |
| HOAX WARNING: If you have read this status update then RUN AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER because hackers HAVE JUST PLANTED A BOMB IN YOUR HARD DRIVE! SERIOUSLY RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!! |
| 02/02/10 |
| Hardy Har Har Says: |
| Every time you get someone to join this group run by perverts, Facebook will donate $1 to the `Free Gary Glitter Fund.` |
| 02/03/10 |
| jamesR Says: |
| If you get at least 70% of your friends to join our special Facebook group, we’ll tell you who really killed JFK. |
| 02/03/10 |
| phys Says: |
| Put ♥ this ♥ on ♥ your ♥ status ♥ if ♥ you ♥ know ♥ someone ♥ you ♥ hope ♥ gets ♥ run ♥ over ♥ by ♥ a ♥ cement ♥ mixer ♥...or the bus ;) |
| 02/05/10 |
| joe sparrow Says: |
| warning - be aware of status updates that warn people of threats. consider urself warned. |
| 02/06/10 |
| Brandy Durel Says: |
| IMPORTANT!!!! Stop what you are doing RIGHT NOW!!! You must stand up and hop on your right foot while singing "It's a Small World" backwards, pat your head, rub your belly and turn around (while still hopping on the one foot!). Then find a broom and sweep your ceiling and mop your car! If you do not do this right now, your computer will BLOW UP!!!! |
| 02/06/10 |
| Lukas Schmid Says: |
| Warning!!! Secret FBI files found on an employees PC revealed that the FB-group "War against terrorism" was in fact founded by Talibans, trying to recruite new soldiers for their holy war!!! Send this message to all your friends to warn them not to enter this group, or otherwise they will get brainwashed and have to obey Osama Bin Laden!!! |
| 02/09/10 |
| Nicholas Wilson Says: |
| *** READ THIS *** Brett Favre says he WILL retire if at least 1,500,000 people copy and paste this status on their Facebook!!! Let's focus on more important things this off-season! PLEASE HELP OUT, PEOPLE! WE NEED ALL WE CAN GET! |
| 02/09/10 |
| ThatsNonsense.com Says: |
| IMPORTANT: If you change your status update to `I am extremely gullible and naive and take everything at face value` then a genie will appear and grant you 3 wishes. |
| 02/09/10 |
| Sandy Trebeck Says: |
| This status update is being tracked by the CIA. For every person who updates their status, the CIA will try that little bit harder at their jobs. Do it for America! |
| 02/09/10 |
| ThatsNonsense.com Says: |
| Fantastic entries so far, very funny! At this moment the powers that be have judged Nicholas Wilson to be the funniest so far, but its not over by a long shot! If you think you can make a funnier update, then the form is below! Keep 'em coming! |
| 02/09/10 |
| Capri Says: |
| PLEASE READ THIS! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE AND FACEBOOK!
Do you want to fight cancer and terrorists, make a fortune, and run Facebook? Here's how!
Join this special Mark Zomberg Facebook status-tracker group, and be sure to put in your status this information: your favorite type and color of underpants, and how many pair you own! Invite all your friends to join the special group by sending them this message, do not change the content of this message!
If you fail to do this, you are selfish, heartless, Mark Zomberg will hate you and delete your Facebook account! In addition, Facebook could be taken over by a terrorist who has already joined the group and has invited the most people and has 3784 pairs of green and red boxers! And once this terrorist takes over Facebook, there's no limit to what he could do to you, he'll have all your personal information including everything about your Facebook account!
It's up to you and your friends to stop this sick puppy before it's too late! Join this group, post your status, and invite everybody! Don't wait, just do it! |
| 02/12/10 |
| JohnnyW Says: |
| If 1 million people join our Facebook group, we PROMISE that silly time wasting \"lets get as many people as we can\" Facebook groups will all stop and youll never be invited to another one again. |
| 02/14/10 |
| Steph Peters Says: |
| If you join our special Facebook love group, you will have good luck in love forever (or atleast until the next chain letter) - if you dont join this group, you will contract genital herpes and never have sex again. |
| 02/14/10 |
| ThatsNonsense.com Says: |
| Since the entries have dried up, we have selected Nick Wilson as the winner. Well done! Thanks for all the entries, and feel free to add anymore, the comments box is still open! |
| 07/01/10 |
| Vijay Says: |
| \"American Geology Dept. release reports that some earthquake thing is on the way.
(Tomorrow\'s date: 21st December 2012).\"
You heard it right guys...please copy and paste this status update and if 1,00,000 people copy this status God will consider another day for end.
;) Hows dis? |
| 07/23/10 |
